- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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