Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Anti Joke

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