Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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