What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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im gay

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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