A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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hello

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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