- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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