Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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