- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

So these two girls have a cup .

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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