- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

being sober in a bar fight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

roses are red violets are blue

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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