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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

where's mom I killed her

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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