- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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