Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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... Chan chan

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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