- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red violets should be purple

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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