What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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