Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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