Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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your face is kinda funny

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Dwight Howard

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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