¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Dwight Howard

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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