- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

hola said the chinese man

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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