What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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woman's rights

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Roses are flowers.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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