- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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