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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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