- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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