What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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bite me

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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butt sex

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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