- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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