- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what are you mike bibby?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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