A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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