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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

scientology.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Knock Knock. Not home.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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