A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

women's rights

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Anti Joke

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