How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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