Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A dog was barking at a tree

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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