Christianity.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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My penis is big... not.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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just in time?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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