- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

world society

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

whos district champs not JM

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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