What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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