Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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pee

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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The EPA.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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