- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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