One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

osama bin laden is dead

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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