- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Im cute hehehee

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

punchline below punchline above

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

GOODBYE

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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