Why can't february march Because april may

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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