What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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