Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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