The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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