Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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hi joshua

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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okay so theres this guy.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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