"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Yo mama so fat.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

National security?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What? Why?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...