What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Church.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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