Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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my mind's eye?

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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