- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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