Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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