- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Your future.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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