- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Connor is homo

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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