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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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