why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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