What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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a man was shot.... he died

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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whats 2+2? math.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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