- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Women's Rights

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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