- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

the sky is green no it is not

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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