What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

hard cheese

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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