Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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