- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Cancer.

knock knock? come in

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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