civil rights

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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