- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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