why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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