- Anti Joke

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it