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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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