Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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