- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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