What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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hello

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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well now

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Anti Joke

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