Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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