whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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