- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

the power to turn magnetism into light

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What's red, blue & green all over?

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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