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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Nah

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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