What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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u suck

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