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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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