why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What did Washington say to California? WC

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

An Artic Storm.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

deez nuts

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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