Ebola

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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