Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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