- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A paralysed man falls over.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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