What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Womens rights

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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