Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Are you a tree

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A penis walks into a bar..

Poop

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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