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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

i committed murder

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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