- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

do you have a wife?

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock knock open

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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