- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

vote this down and i will DOX you

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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