- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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