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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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