"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Yo Momma is not fat.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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You know whats annoying? Steve

Immigration Laws

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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