Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Women's Rights.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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so how about that irline food

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