Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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