- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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