- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I hate long jokes -_-

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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