A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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69

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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