- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

... Chan chan

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

25.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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