What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

I am very humble.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

you dint have to be a jew matt

race-car = rac-ecar

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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