- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Your face

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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