Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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