Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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