- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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